Hugh Dancy in Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
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I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame.
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hannibal “cool dad” lecter
#i’m not like a regular dad #i’m a cool dad #do you need anything abigail? #school applications? #drugs? #dead body disposal? #i got ur back
(Source: mintparades, via hitting-88mph)
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“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”(Source: nomadichead, via uncured)
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Tadaaa, this is my beautiful, beautiful Jensen photo OP. Can I just say how happy I am with this. <3
I told Jensen if he knows that look that Dean always gets whenever somebody touches him affectionately, like how he kinda leans into it and looks all starved for it. Jensen immediately said “sure, like that” an that was it.
Not sure how I survived that photo OP.
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home? Me: I have no mother. Her: Well can I speak to your father? Me: Yeah, which one? Her: Which one is home? Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. Her: So who's Antonio? Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex. Her: So Carlos was cheating? Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. Her: So Mark wasn't cheating? Me: I never said that. Her: Yes, yes you did! Me: No I didn't. Her: Y-yes! You did! Me: Did what? Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye. -
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Doctor Who fandom: WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW! Supernatural fandom: Pie and whiskey over here! Sherlock fandom: Just tea for me thanks. Hannibal fandom: ..................wat -
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How many tears did The Doctor cry?
A River.
Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
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(Source: mintparades)
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the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
This is the best thing I have ever seen
BEARS
reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute
aww effin perfect.
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